Money matters. #bossbabe 

I am my own luxury brand. 

Hobbies: winning, inventing genius sh**

Too stressed to be blessed. 

Hobbies include: scrolling Nextdoor, self-elected neighborhood reporter,  top Yelp commenter in the county, judge at the annual pie pageant most likely to say "It's a no from me." 

I am here at the Captain's request, serving only the mission of entropy reduction across all lifeforms. 

When life give you lemons, throw them in the garbage. I'd rather be eating bread. 

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

~Clint Eastwood 

For love grows in the beauty of the soul, that love may blossom in the eternal wisdom deep within. Om. 

Stay true to you. No one else can. #truenorth

All in a days work. 

Favorite tool: Lenker Rod

Hobbies: penguins, puzzles, broccoli, stock market, knitting, I'm hungry.... keeping up with the Kardashians, netflix, fighting deforestation, WWII trivia, naps... ooooo I like snow. What's for dinner?